Archives for May 2013

I have come to accept that I was born without the gene that enables one to fold a fitted sheet.

Prohibition’s last holdout finally made it legal: Alabama’s homebrewers may now brew out in the open! As you emerge from those closets of clandestinity, take a moment to look behind you and size them up. Then go to Home Depot, buy some insulation, and build yourselves some fermentation chambers.

Congratulations, Alabama!