I resolved several years ago not to consume any food product whose name includes a dumb suffix like -ers, -ables, -ums, and so on. Because from a pure cause-and-effect perspective, they might as well all be called Wrecked-Ums.
About Dave Carpenter
I am a writer from Fort Collins, Colorado. A graduate of MIT and the University of Colorado, I enjoy writing content that is informative, entertaining, and mostly tax deductible.